Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
I want to let you in on my two latest life goals. Have a photograph of me squirting whipped cream into a midget's mouth, and have sex on a roof.
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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