I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
I am mentally ready for anal.
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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