Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
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