Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
Randomize
