pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
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