You were wearing a sombrero. And a crown. And told me to use the nerf gun to protect your room from the cat. You don't have a cat.
can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
People with herpes should wear stickers.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
Less talking, more tequila
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
Randomize