i'm home, then i'll come over
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nvm.
I fell off the front porch last night. Actually.. I dove. I dove off the front porch.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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