Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
How does one acquire holy water?
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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