He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
Randomize
