Just cropdusted the office
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
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