i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
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