I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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