I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
Randomize
