since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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