margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
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