That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
I cannot find my penis.
My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
John tries to set me up, and she has 1 arm. I'm a nice guy, but 2 arms is kinda a requirement
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
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