I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
I flashed the bar tender last night. Apparently I wanted a whiskey to go and that was the golden ticket. This is why I never come home
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
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