bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
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