Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
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