How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
I love how my cats smell like pot.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
Dear female. Happy valentines day. If you have not had the pleasure of making love to me, please do not fret, I will get around to it soon enough. If you indeed have made love to me, then bravo, wasn't that grand! Perhaps we should do it again? Regardless, have a good day. This has been a public service announcement. Rock on.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
I just had a 30-minute convo with an irrelevant fuckboy from college who decided to tell me FOUR years later he’s sorry for sleeping with 3 girls at once including me.
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