She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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