First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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