Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
Since you haven't talked to me since the rancid whipped cream fiasco, I'm going to assume we are no longer hooking up. But I need my handcuffs back. ASAP.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
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