you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
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