Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
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This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
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