dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
Please don't give away my fajitas
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