I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
It’s just a penis. It’s like every other penis except it’s not the one you’re married to. Ride it or don’t ride it, but don’t agonize about it
Your not going to hell because you need some strange and the neighbor noticed you look damn good in a bikini
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