I was being carried out of the bar, but then my friend saw Pat who just got kicked out scaling the wall to sneak back in, so he carried me back in, sat me on the bar stool, and the bartender just let us all keep drinking.
Being persistent has its perks my friend.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
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