yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
Dude just slipped a $20 into the jukebox at that restaurant we were escorted out of last Mardi GRAS. Hope they enjoy Justin Bieber's Baby cause they're gonna hear it 40 fucking times.
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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