To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
All I want is dick and wine.
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
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