why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
He was running late for work this morning, so I helped him out by finding a matching pair of black socks. And I hated it. So I'm currently drinking and reminding myself of the reasons I will never get married.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
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