How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
you said "i met the love of my life tonight" and i said "me?" and you said "no, hummus"
Just realized tomorrow is the anniversary of the time Dean and I glued DJ's leg back together with Neosporin and an Ace bandage. I'm bringing red velvet cupcakes to the party to celebrate.
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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