He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
I feel like a weird modern Betty Crocker. I'm icing a cake and looking at gay porn, if that's not an accurate portrayal of the 21st century idk what is.
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
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