we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
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