what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
Pro tip: if you can avoid puking on your carpet, do so. Cleaning it up is absolutely no fun at all.
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
Randomize
