Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
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