Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
Shit day. Some kids decided to open my car at 3 AM while I was at work and the alarm went off. I went after them with a sword but they were minors so I didn't kill them.
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