He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
I've gotten 23 condolence texts about Germany's defeat. I got 3 for our break-up. That's how much my friends don't like you.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
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