Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
My dick has a subreddit
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
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