haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
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