R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
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