so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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