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not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
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