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(845): View more from New York

don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter

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(571): View more from Virginia

so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.

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(516): View more from New York

I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar

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(601): View more from Mississippi

ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have

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(778): View more from British Columbia

I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions

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(530): View more from California

Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine

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(206): View more from Washington

Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)

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(312): View more from Illinois

I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi

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(425): View more from Washington

I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.

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