She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
He kissed a someone with a penis
I bought a goldfish, named it after my ex-girlfriend, and let it die. It's really the little things in life.
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
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