Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
i think i have two assholes
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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