its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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