ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I want you more than these girls want KFC
do herpes really smell.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
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