Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
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