I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
He felt like a one man threesome
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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