I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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