It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
Why do all the Father's Day cards talk about what a great dad they are? Why can't there be one that says something like "Thanks for sticking it to mom and making me possible, your sperm was appreciated."
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
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