Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
my mom just asked me why she found a half-eaten burrito in the hamper
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
Randomize
