it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
It was my first time buying condoms at the liquor store... I was nervous and there were quite a few people, so I tried to do it as quickly and quietly as possible. When I got to the Indian cashier, he took one look at them and said loudly, "Ohhh you gonna get it on tonight, ah?!"
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
My epitaph should read "Margaritas: she never learned"
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
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