You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
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